It's easy to forget sometimes that even when you're sitting in the basement playing Grand Theft Auto 5 Online that you're not really alone. Everything you say into the mic can be heard by anyone else in that same session.
Most of the time, I only hear people bitching about getting shot or cursing out some other online rando, but every now and then you get a gem like this one.
Flirting with a stripper + public session = glorious.
This gamer must have not realized that every single thing he uttered to his virtual stripper could be heard by everyone. I mean, you don't drop the line, "I like your sense of humor," to just any stripper. SMH. Lucky for him, the uploader spared his gamertag and saved him from years of embarrassment.
On the contrary, YouTube user DomisLive show us the more respectable stripper etiquette on how to bring one home.
In the online version of GTA 5, you can flirt with a stripper by talking to them using your mic and touching them. This is how you fill up the like meter. Once that like meter is full, you can get her number and potentially bring them back to your place...for milk and cookies obviously.
You can also play music in the background if you feel ridiculous talking to a half naked video game character. In order to bring them home easily, you will need to have a pretty nice house. Sadly, some of GTA 5 reflects the shallowness of real life.
The bigger your house and garage, the more likely a stripper will come home with you.
You can also invite the stripper to your house and even invite your friends over as well for a private session.
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